Goat Suckers Are Back

March 31, 2010
By pa.di.

On Monday a 450-pound cow was found dead in the residential community of Valle Escondido near Boquete.

The animal was eyeless and tongueless.  There were two entry marks suggestive of the legendary chupacabra or goat sucker, and not an ounce of blood.

Nobody in the surrounding community heard or saw anything.  Some say it is a satanic act to feed the demons for holy week, La Critica Reports.

In somewhat related news, the Chupacabra Hunters have been spotted back in Panama from cooling off in San Jose, Costa Rica after their production equipment was stolen in February.